So the bastard flu season is here, with a vengeance!  I’m not a crazy germ-a-phobe usually, but when it comes to the flu, I’m really surprised I haven’t invested in a damn haz-mat suit! 

So, all your co-workers are sick, there is no guarantee you WON’T get it, but here are some, well obvious tips to avoid it.

  1.  People can really over do it with the Purrell, but this time of year, Purrell is your friend, use it.
  2. If your co-worker comes to work with the flu, yell at them until they broken down enough to go the hell home!
  3. If YOU are sick, keep your ass home (really, this should be an automatic ass whooping!)
  4. I went to the museum this weekend, not the best idea once I thought that one thru.  Kids were slobbering on everything, I felt the need to get quarantined and disinfected after that adventure.
  5. The Flu kills A LOT of people, crazy isn’t it, since it is the 21st century and all…. Don’t end up a statistic, stay hydrated my friends!  (electrolytes are not just for hangovers…)
  6. Practice safe sex, do it doggy style during the flu season.

More tips on how not to die of the flu, click here.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.